weaponized firebird

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 01/19/2018 at 16:43 • Filed to: None

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you heard me! “Australian Birds Of Prey Purposefully Spread Wildfires”

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MonkeePuzzle 01/19/2018 at 16:59

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Fun. I have an interesting emotional relationship with that car. I was 15-16-17 when those Trans Ams were running around and my brother and I thought they were the most beautiful, most extraordinary cars on the road. Today? Not so much. Malaise Era, says I. Still: I saw one once with the 6.6L decal on the hood scoop and a four-speed manual transmission and to this day, I’d love a chance to drive one of those.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > MonkeePuzzle 01/19/2018 at 16:59

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Well, they use poisonous snakes as weapons too, so this seems reasonable.

Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle 01/19/2018 at 17:03

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Regarding the issue of whether birds can learn to use tools: I’m pretty sure not. Everything a bird does is likely hard wired into its instinctive brain, much like the behaviors of most Firebird owners.

Of course, there are experiments one could do to test such a hypothesis.

lone_liberal > MonkeePuzzle 01/19/2018 at 17:09

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I loved Interstate ‘76 back in the day.

MonkeePuzzle > Chariotoflove 01/19/2018 at 17:13

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give a firebird owner a copy of smoky and the bandit locked in a box and see if they can get it out?

MonkeePuzzle > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 01/19/2018 at 17:13

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the real loss is the snags

Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle 01/19/2018 at 17:16

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You have to put an illustration on the outside. Otherwise, they tend to think it’s a gun safe and start wailing about their Second Amendment rights.

MonkeePuzzle > Chariotoflove 01/19/2018 at 17:25

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pic of sally field on the outside of the locked box

Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle 01/19/2018 at 17:31

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K. That’ll do.

My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove 01/19/2018 at 17:32

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Get off my lawn ya hippie.

Chariotoflove > My bird IS the word 01/19/2018 at 17:37

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Sorry. I was just curious if you had anything cold in the fridge out here.

My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove 01/19/2018 at 17:38

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Hope you like your beer in a can!

Just kidding I wouldn’t torture anyone like that.

Chariotoflove > My bird IS the word 01/19/2018 at 17:39

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Harder to crush a bottle on our foreheads, amirite?

facw > MonkeePuzzle 01/19/2018 at 18:01

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I thought you put the machine guns on the bottom of your aftermarket gull-wing doors?

Maybe that’s just for Camaros?

My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove 01/19/2018 at 18:24

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I spent two months picking broken glass out of the gravel driveway of my trailer so I wouldn’t get punctures when I do burnouts. Also my kids are banned from drinking for another 2 weeks.

Chariotoflove > My bird IS the word 01/19/2018 at 18:28

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LOL!

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Chariotoflove 01/20/2018 at 01:52

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Crows definitely do - it’s been extensively scientifically studied. They’ve also been demonstrated to remember human faces, communicate knowledge among themselves, display sleight of hand and anticipate others doing so, build their own tools, and understand abstract concepts such as water displacement.

Crows are scary fuckers.